We knew she was having a blonde day, when she baked the turkey for 4 1/2 days.... instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 108 pounds!!

 

A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the hpuse and went stright to the mailbox.  She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.  A little while later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again.  Angerily, back into the house she went.   As the man was getting ready to edge his lawn, here she came outt again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.  Puzzled by her actions the man asked her,  "Is something wrong?"  To which she replied, "There certainly is!"  My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"